Thursday, August 17, 2006

fuckers.

I know exactly what you mean - it's the way my grandmother gives compliments. And she's a psycho-hose-beast.

There's ALSO that thing people do when, after you get a haircut or wear contacts for the first time, they're like:
"Oh, My God! You look SO much better like that!!"

Which is when I want to be like:
"Schmuck-ass, what did I look like before?"

I hate that. I used to get that one a lot in high school. Schmuck-asses.

2 Comments:

At 6:46 AM, Blogger Shinobi said...

You are so clearly from new york as you just used the word Schmuck.

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger Flopsy said...

It's true. I also have a special, New York-way of saying Douche Bag =)

 

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